I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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