And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i believe in u and ur pee
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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