we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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