I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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