found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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