yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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