That's intense
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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