She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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