weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.