Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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