Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Blood and glitter go together right?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
