We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You left your underwear on the fireplace
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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