i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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