We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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