I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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