When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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