I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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