Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?