there was a trapeze. enough said
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You took a bar mat shot.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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