So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
