Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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