I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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