He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
what if I'm pregnant?
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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