Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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