Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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