I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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