I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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