I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.