margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Your dad touched me again.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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