I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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