Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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