How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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