So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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