is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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