Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Randomize
