Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...