two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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