WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
love makes seman taste better
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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