I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
The ass gains better be worth it
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