Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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