? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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