Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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