Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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