it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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