the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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