i just google imaged poop.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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