Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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