why didn't you poke me back
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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