O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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