So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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