rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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