there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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