A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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