So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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