Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Even my vagina gasped.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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