If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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