Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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